Aloha! Hey guys it's me The Humorous Reader. First of all I'm not Hawaiian. I just used aloha because I think its a pretty cool word with its multiple meaning. I guess you already know I like reading because of my user name. Yup, I'm a total book nerd. My genre ranges from fiction to thriller. And I'm always fascinated with stuff. i'm a quirky person (based on a personality quiz i took some time on the internet). i'm pretty funny and have a huge sense of humor (or that's what my friends say) . and that's where I got my username. I guess that's all for now, Aloha!(see, i just used aloha to say goodbye. cool eh?)

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stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

(via retiredjesus)

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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

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  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my music taste*: cool man

(via greetings)

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kismesister:

shout out to all my homies who also deal with their depression by trying to make people laugh a lot, because you think it’s the only way you can make any sort of happiness, that are really fucked up over this. this is hitting way too close to home and i fucking feel you

(via mythaelogy)

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leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

(via retiredjesus)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

(via booklover4life)

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staff:

g-odd-ess:

Dream Job: being part of tumblr staff and just commenting sassy gifs on people’s text posts all day.

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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

owlturdcomix:

My little secret.

image | twitter | facebook

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suns-of-gallifrey:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

x

THIS.

(via booklover4life)

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mydraco:

should I paint my nails red as the blood of my victims or black like my soul

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