Aloha! Hey guys it's me The Humorous Reader. First of all I'm not Hawaiian. I just used aloha because I think its a pretty cool word with its multiple meaning. I guess you already know I like reading because of my user name. Yup, I'm a total book nerd. My genre ranges from fiction to thriller. And I'm always fascinated with stuff. i'm a quirky person (based on a personality quiz i took some time on the internet). i'm pretty funny and have a huge sense of humor (or that's what my friends say) . and that's where I got my username. I guess that's all for now, Aloha!(see, i just used aloha to say goodbye. cool eh?)

theunextraordinarynobody:

A John Green medley

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facina-oris:

GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEME | [1/7] MORTAL MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURES: CASSANDRA

Cassandra was the mortal daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy. As a child she and her twin brother Helenus were given the gift of prophecy when two snakes came upon the babes one night and licked their ears clean. When morning came the snakes slithered into sacred laurels, a symbol of the god Apollo. As a young woman she rejected the affections of the god and he in turn cursed her: while she still had the gift of prophecy no one would believe her and she would be spurned and thought of as mad. She foresaw the fall of Troy but no one heeded her advice. She sought refuge in the Temple of Athena as her home was sacked, but Ajax the Lesser found her and raped her, all the while Cassandra pleaded with the goddess to help her. Given to Agamemnon as a spoil of war, she was later beheaded by his wife Clytemnestra, angry with her husband’s betrayal.

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and-at-last-i-see-the-light:

By Hannah Isabelle Lewis

and-at-last-i-see-the-light:

By Hannah Isabelle Lewis

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booklover4life:

coisasdecamilla:

Hahaha, poor Gale

Peeta: *beats the stalker zone*

booklover4life:

coisasdecamilla:

Hahaha, poor Gale

Peeta: *beats the stalker zone*

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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iknowluffybro:

way to ruin my favorite op screenshot with a redraw hahaaa

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legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

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  • Question: I was enjoying your performance of 'the one that got away (literally)' but then I heard the rape joke and stopped watching. I just thought it was a bit insensitive and especially after the laughter from the audience it made me feel sick to know how accepted a joke about such an act is now and how it's 'funny.' I just wanted to give you an opinion is all. I still love a lot of your videos, just that kinda got to me. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    annaakana:

    You’re entitled to your opinion and I respect it. 

    It’s an odd thing for me, because after my sister committed suicide, anytime someone joked about suicide, I hated them. When people casually say “Oh, if I had to sit in traffic for one more minute, I’d kill myself”, I would scream on the inside. I was so angry at anyone who would belittle a personal tragedy by joking about it.

    But as time went on and I healed, I realized that we have to joke about this stuff. We laugh because these horrible things happen. If we didn’t, how would we ever move on from them? How would we accept them? We laugh because they’re uncomfortable, because they’re terrible, but also because we believe in our ability to heal from all that shitty stuff. 

    The first time I ever made a suicide joke, I felt so proud of myself. Because I could do it without hurting, and because it showed how far I’d come.

    Now of course, I’ve never been raped. I understand that some people may be triggered by the jokes that I do. 

    But I hope that eventually we all realize that we have to laugh at the horrible shit, too. Otherwise it’ll eat you up inside. Sometimes you have to just say fuck it, terrible things happen, but I won’t let them get the best of me. I won’t let that horrible fucking thing have the last laugh.

    I will. 

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

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anna-hiwatari:

4k+ followers Graphic Giveaway:  2nd place winner - zorosama
Joining the Crew - A simple NO can grow into a strong YES

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intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

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mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

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unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

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