Aloha! Hey guys it's me The Humorous Reader. First of all I'm not Hawaiian. I just used aloha because I think its a pretty cool word with its multiple meaning. I guess you already know I like reading because of my user name. Yup, I'm a total book nerd. My genre ranges from fiction to thriller. And I'm always fascinated with stuff. i'm a quirky person (based on a personality quiz i took some time on the internet). i'm pretty funny and have a huge sense of humor (or that's what my friends say) . and that's where I got my username. I guess that's all for now, Aloha!(see, i just used aloha to say goodbye. cool eh?)

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

I’m drooling.

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

I’m drooling.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: lmfao420

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shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

(via fourteenery)

Source: shslequius

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when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: starksfell

torontoqueer:

ask-hazy:

matelotage:

yourmagicalworld:

This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.

I need me a hot glue gun hot damn

Shit

Everyone is getting wands for christmas.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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im-the-bomb-dot-com:

a-little-piece-of-sierra:

tardistiles:

theoneaboutscience:

A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line.

my mind is being fucked right now

I wonder how many people have seen this stoned and flipped shit

I’m not stoned and I flipped out anyways

im-the-bomb-dot-com:

a-little-piece-of-sierra:

tardistiles:

theoneaboutscience:

A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line.

my mind is being fucked right now

I wonder how many people have seen this stoned and flipped shit

I’m not stoned and I flipped out anyways

(via booklover4life)

Source: theoneaboutscience

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Source: wellroundedandpracticallyperfect

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Source: secretsnsugarcubes

"We are all books because we have spines and stories to tell."

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My coworker (because we work in a library)

v cute!!!!

(via booklust)

(via bookhangovers)

Source: deanwinchestersheart

revoult:

soulere:

I think I found my graduation speech

love this so much

revoult:

soulere:

I think I found my graduation speech

love this so much

(via booklover4life)

Source: crystalballsaveusall

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: iraffiruse

infernumequinomin:

nicolas-christ:

Pantene Phillippines #whipit Labels against women

This is so relevant it’s not even funny.

(via fourteenery)

Source: yearofyixing

amargedom:

True dat.

amargedom:

True dat.

(via boringmundanes)

Source: shahirzag.com

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Source: totally-a-snogbox

controlthespark:

fire is catching, and if we burn you burn with us

(via wearethemockingjays)

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loki0fsassgard:

imstilladreamer31:

amithereal:

I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

WOW

WOW MUCH HOLY

(via boringmundanes)

Source: amithereal