Aloha! Hey guys it's me The Humorous Reader. First of all I'm not Hawaiian. I just used aloha because I think its a pretty cool word with its multiple meaning. I guess you already know I like reading because of my user name. Yup, I'm a total book nerd. My genre ranges from fiction to thriller. And I'm always fascinated with stuff. i'm a quirky person (based on a personality quiz i took some time on the internet). i'm pretty funny and have a huge sense of humor (or that's what my friends say) . and that's where I got my username. I guess that's all for now, Aloha!(see, i just used aloha to say goodbye. cool eh?)

iknowluffybro:

way to ruin my favorite op screenshot with a redraw hahaaa

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legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

legalmexican:

y’all need to chill

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  • Question: I was enjoying your performance of 'the one that got away (literally)' but then I heard the rape joke and stopped watching. I just thought it was a bit insensitive and especially after the laughter from the audience it made me feel sick to know how accepted a joke about such an act is now and how it's 'funny.' I just wanted to give you an opinion is all. I still love a lot of your videos, just that kinda got to me. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    annaakana:

    You’re entitled to your opinion and I respect it. 

    It’s an odd thing for me, because after my sister committed suicide, anytime someone joked about suicide, I hated them. When people casually say “Oh, if I had to sit in traffic for one more minute, I’d kill myself”, I would scream on the inside. I was so angry at anyone who would belittle a personal tragedy by joking about it.

    But as time went on and I healed, I realized that we have to joke about this stuff. We laugh because these horrible things happen. If we didn’t, how would we ever move on from them? How would we accept them? We laugh because they’re uncomfortable, because they’re terrible, but also because we believe in our ability to heal from all that shitty stuff. 

    The first time I ever made a suicide joke, I felt so proud of myself. Because I could do it without hurting, and because it showed how far I’d come.

    Now of course, I’ve never been raped. I understand that some people may be triggered by the jokes that I do. 

    But I hope that eventually we all realize that we have to laugh at the horrible shit, too. Otherwise it’ll eat you up inside. Sometimes you have to just say fuck it, terrible things happen, but I won’t let them get the best of me. I won’t let that horrible fucking thing have the last laugh.

    I will. 

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

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anna-hiwatari:

4k+ followers Graphic Giveaway:  2nd place winner - zorosama
Joining the Crew - A simple NO can grow into a strong YES

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intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

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mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

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unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

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  • Hermione: Don't do the thing, Harry!
  • Ron: Let's do the thing, Harry!
  • Snape: Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
  • McGonagall: Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
  • Dumbledore: Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
  • Hagrid: All the details about the thing.
  • Sirius: James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
  • Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
  • Draco: Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
  • Luna: We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
  • Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
  • Harry: I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!
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burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

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grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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  • Question: Favorite series(es) you can think of, their genres, and a basic summary - kittykaterpilla
  • Answer:

    thebooker:

    booksandhotchocolate:

    Harry Potter - abused orphan boy discovers he has magical powers and someone tries to kill him at the end of every school year

    Lord of the Rings - Ring causes problems everywhere

     Hunger Games - Girl becomes an accidental and unwilling symbol of the rebellion. Rebellion ensues. 

    Game of Thrones - Fuck, Marry, Kill anyone and everyone. No one is safe

    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Kids who can’t sit still discover they’re children of the gods. Monsters trying to kill then all the time

    Heroes of Olympus - Kids become older. See above

    Divergent - People can’t have multiple attributes. Must stick only to one of five choices. Or else…

    Mortal Instruments - Descendants of angels killing demons. Who cares about incest? Refer to all books.

    Infernal Devices - Old fashioned demon fighting. Love triangle that will keep you wanting everyone to end up with everyone. 

    Throne of Glass - young assassin has a secret past, king is a monster, prince is complete opposite

    Lunar Chronicles - Cyborg girl, prince trying to do what is right, queen ruining everything in  her path

    The Selection - Have you watched The Bachelor? Just without all that kissing and stuff, they have class after all

    Unwind - organ donation to the extreme

    Best summaries ever.

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